Go F*** Yourself

I wish we used the word “Free” in the Buddhist sense when we want to use the “f-word.”

Like, “Hey buddy, go free yourself! You’re clearly experiencing suffering and I wish you would experience relief!”

“Hey Free-face! Why don’t you go take a long walk in the woods and get reconnected to nature and maybe you’ll discover the one-ness of the universe. As much as I’d love to separate your nose from your face with a good punch, I’d rather you realize that all separations and divisions are illusions. Free you!”

“Hey Free-hole! I appreciate that you’re going sixty in a seventy because when we’re rushing, we can’t enjoy life as much. I wish you weren’t doing it in my lane, but I’m happy for you.”

“Free me! I can’t believe I was operating under the illusion of turning on my blinker, but I guess I forgot, and that’s why you pulled into my parking spot.”

The world is pretty f-ed up right now, but maybe it could be a little freer.